Vampire stories are all so complicated
06.24.2009
I don’t know exactly what the deal is that vampire stories are insanely complicated and frequently super emo but it is a universal truth. I can’t even blame Anne Rice. Bram Stoker started it and he set the tone forever. I’m watching “True Blood” and I actually like the show but it is funny how it just follows this tradtion with gusto. The biggest problem with this show is that after watching a couple episodes I’m speaking southern. It’s insidious how it sneaks into your language.
Don’t make a habit of it otherwise that is one less thing to make fun of mom about.
I have a feeling Todd would still somehow find an excuse why his southern drawl is different than Mom’s. This of course has nothing to do with the ration of shit I got when I dyed my hair blonde that one time. But nooooo when he looks liek he dipped his head in a vat of melted M&M’s that is okay. *grrr*……… *sob* ………..*sigh*
melted M&Ms would look brown
Seriously m&m’s would look like an animal had diarrhea on his head, more like melted skittles (taste the rainbow)