There can be only one
01.28.2009
I’m watching “Highlander” for the umpteenth time since it came out, oh so many years ago. Like always, I’m now asking myself why. Why do I keep doing it and why is this movie such a cult classic. I’m watching it now because it was next on the Lambertathon list. Next time I think it’ll be “Subway” or the one where he’s Tarzan. Or maybe we’ll stop the -athon because, really, Christopher Lambert is in a whole bunch of crappy movies.
And now you have to live the rest of your life with regret.
I was at a school play in high school one time and one of the cast was a guy who would always wear a trench coat. At a pivotal moment in the play my good friend leans over and says, “I’ll give you a quarter if you shout ‘USE THE QUICKENING!’.”
I did not accept his offer. Good times.