Jason Statham, I think I love you

12.18.2008

His head is just so…muscular. And don’t get me started on the accent. OK, relax, I’m not Matt. I do have a thing for Jason Statham movies though. Once I saw “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” followed by “Snatch” I was his. Throw in a little “Crank” and I’m in heaven. Unfortunately he doesn’t have the -best- taste in the movies he picks but that’s OK. I forgive him. “Death Race” didn’t need too much forgiveness. It wasn’t awesome but it wasn’t “Transporter 2″ so I can live with it.

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9 Responses to “Jason Statham, I think I love you”
  1. 4th Place says:

    Does it sound the same as your post when I say that if I could have any body frame and look it would definetly be Statham’s? The fact that he looks so damn good showing off his Mixed Martial Art skills in so many movies makes me want to get back into Kenpo. I guess I can start with this: http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=fitness&category=fitness.tips&conitem=f35335cb1abd4110VgnVCM20000012281eac____&page=1

  2. Manduh says:

    I <3 JS too! I agree about Transporter 2, your brother refuses to say it was a bad movie.

  3. 4th Place says:

    wait a minute, how can there be a justification for “Crank” but a bashing on Transporter 2? I liked the transporter movies, not because they were epics but because people got their asses kicked by a badass lookin dude. I liked Crank too since you cant go wrong with a random sex scene in the middle of a street.

  4. Todd says:

    Hey, into all of our lives must fall a little hetero man love.

  5. Todd says:

    He flipped a car into a crane to scrape a bomb off in the first 10 minutes…I actually -heard- the entire theater’s willful suspension of disbelief snap all at once.

  6. Manduh says:

    Don’t get me wrong I would watch Transporter 2 again probably . . . on mute

  7. Todd says:

    Totally! When that nurse chick whips out the machine pistols and goes to town…wait…we’re talking about 2 different things aren’t we?

  8. 4th Place says:

    Ummm it was an Audi that he flipped so I totally believe it. Which reminds me, who was it that wore the Stig t-shirt to the sixies? I have to thank him, I have been watching all the seasons (up to season 8 so far) and I cant believe how much i love that show. (oh and the show is “Top Gear” for those that don’t know the “Stig” reference)

  9. Manduh says:

    There was a chick in Transporter 2?

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