Secret movie preview!
02.26.2008
Geeeek managed to score some preview passes to “Semi-Pro” so we’re here at the lovely Brenden theaters at the Palms to watch it. I’m not the worlds biggest Will Farrel fan, I always seem to like the movies his big fans don’t like as much, “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” or “Stranger Than Fiction” instead of “Taladega Nights” or “The Anchorman”, but I am looking forward to “Semi-Pro”. The previews seemed funny. My only actual problem is that I detest Brenden Theaters. My two main reasons are 1)They don’t have any Coke product, only Pepsi and b)The previews are just plastered with Mr. Johnny Brenden, the owner, president and CEO of Brenden theaters, whose looks make me want to punch him, repeatedly. I’m not exactly certain why. I don’t know if it’s the shaved head or the multiple earrings or Lamborghini or the tracksuit or some combination of the above, but something about him makes me immediately dislike him. The upshot is that I am incredibly relieved to see the previews once they start and he goes away. Maybe that is his secret plan. I’ll let you be the judge, what does this face say to you?
You have movie previews all the time this on is special because you are actually going to a movie theater.
I have never been on time to a movie at this theatre so I have no idea what you are talking about. I too have the urge to punch him in the face.
I totally know what you are talking about, it is a good movie theater besides what Todd said. The Brenden owner is a … how do I put it … oh yeah DOUCHEBAG.
Several months back we were driving down Flamingo and were side-by-side with some dude in a Lamborghini with the top down who was turning in to The Palms. I had ZERO idea who it was, but the guy gave off this vibe so much that I turned to my wife and said that the guy seem like a real douchebag. It wasn’t until last night during the pre-previews that I found out who the guy was.
So, given my first impression of him, followed up by the amazing amount of douchbaggery that he displays in the pre-preview slides, I think it’s safe to say that I agree 100% with Todd. Time to bunch that dude in the face.
That guy’s my kinda dude, braugh. Cool shades fo’ sho’!
The worst part is that he -always- looks like this. Hit up google image search and you’ll see what I mean. It doesn’t matter if he’s leaning against his car or handing a $15,000 check to orphans
he is so red, but his hand is so white
I am going to say the the redness is a byproduct of snorting coke off of whores tits.
I really can’t wait for his picture to not be on the front page anymore.
I want it to be here forever. I’m sad that Monsewer Douchebag is going to be lost to antiquity.