Pants!
09.28.2007
Ma (hiding behind me) is buying me pants for my birthday so we’re here
at Dillards shopping. I hate shopping, especially for clothes. Im
always sure I’m going to buy something that looks stupid. I’m just
happy at the sizes I’m buying. These are the smallest pants in the big
and tall section and that is very exciting because next time I’ll get
to go to the normal part of the store.



Is “Tome” some sort of fancy word that is trying to make us feel stupid. I wish I was there btw because shopping is so fun (really: no sarcasm a all)
Crazy talk…what are you on?
Glad I am not the only one that sees things that aren’t there. Told you straight leg would look good.
I think Matt and I have been in this Dillards dressing area. Naked, of course.
Wow, it’s been a while since we heard one of those
Adam, are you ever really naked, you know with all that body hair.
Harry Bananas and a Plantain. . . . with a side of berries
That wasn’t me, bot it was funny.
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you can tell it wasn’t matt because there are no typos or mattfingers.
If I ever worked under a stage name in the adult industry, they would definitely call me “Harry Bananas”.