This one’s for Matt. FUCK UTAH!
08.28.2007
What a crappy, irritating, insular, backwards crap-hole of despair. No wonder they have the highest per capita rate of antidepressant usage. The entire state needs to be rebooted. I’ve never met anyone who used to live there who wasn’t happy to be gone. I’m going to call that a pattern.
Don’t forget to mention Utah’s very high suicide rate as well. The ‘real’ southwest will be glad to have you back Matt.
It was begging for a retouch.
Thanks guys irt makes me feel better.
Now Todd and I will never get to go to the place that shall not be named. If Mom and Matt really loved us they wouldn’t go either.
I’m happy to see the steaming pile which fell from the sky missed my grandma by at least a county!
Matt: cheers, f___ em all!
Beaver county, heehee
They did have some pretty good roller derby, tho. Goodbye, Utah, I will miss your incredibly slow concession service.
Ok, I like Utah. More like…I like SLC. Where you were living Matt is only good for…well, nothing. Don’t base everything on American Fork. People up north (SLC) think people down south (Provo/AF) are WEIRD and Snobby!
I actually have gotten that notion. I like slc too, there is nothing there for me.
Yeah Matt’s area is creepy, SLC isn’t so bad.
I actually kinda liked SLC…parts of it anyway. On average the entire state still needs to be pasted into nuclear glass but it does have some better points.